A man’s worst nightmare

I read this joke from a site, found it quite like a commercial….lolz:

After a long night of making love, Danny rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter.

Unable to find it, he asked Sheila if she had one at hand.

“There might be some matches in the top drawer,” she replied.

He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man.

Naturally, the guy began to worry. “Is this your husband?” he inquired nervously.

“No, silly,” she replied, snuggling up to him.

“Your boyfriend then?” he asked. “No, not at all,” she said, nibbling away at his ear.

“Well, who is he then?” demanded the bewildered guy.

Calmly, Sheila replied, “That’s me before the operation.”

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7 thoughts on “A man’s worst nightmare

  1. fattien

    Ahkwong & Anston: I have nothing to said

    Jason: Fate not manage by me if I really do that means I have no luck

    Rabit: I will tembuk he/she because by tipu me…lolz

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