Fun things to do in an elevator

Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your tissue to other passengers.

Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: “Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!”

Sell Girl Scout cookies.


Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: “Got enough air in there?”

Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

Do Tai Chi exercises.

Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: “I’ve got new underwear on!”

When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: “Oh, not now, motion sickness!”

Meow occassionally.

Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

Frown and mutter “gotta go, gotta go” then sigh and say “oops!”

Sing “Mary had a little lamb” while continually pushing buttons.

Walk on with a cooler that says “human head” on the side.

Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce “You’re one of THEM!” and move to the far corner of the elevator.

Leave a box between the doors.

Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.

Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers “through” it.

When the elevator is silent, look around and ask “is that your beeper?”

Play the harmonica.

Shadow box.

Say “Ding!” at each floor.

Lean against the button panel.

Say “I wonder what all these do” and push the red buttons.

Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your “personal space.”

Bring a chair along.

Blow spit bubbles.

Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.

Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.

Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

Stare at your thumb and say “I think it’s getting larger.”

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10 thoughts on “Fun things to do in an elevator

  1. Rabbit

    Kaka! I like this! Once a few of my friends and I went shopping and got into an elevator, then my friend’s friend starting telling the male strangers “Woah, you hou leng zai ah~ I very like ah~ Really hou yao yeng ah~” Kaka! I so the malu lah!

  2. cc

    OMG, the second one is bloody disgusting man, Don’t ever want to be in the same elevator with you. Haha. 😛

  3. huei

    hahahahahah dem funny!
    “Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off”
    i wana do that!!!! =P

  4. Liew Post author

    Ahkwong: :P, I think u will do it as well !!!

    Nastasshea@Nesh : lolz, I did a few but not all.. lolz

    Anston: Aiyo, u tot I am one of the actor from those A clip movie meh.

    Rabbit: Wah, u gals so naunghty sometimes…hahahahah

    CC: hhahahahah….:)

    Conan_cat: I never took a Shaver out to do that….no mirorlah, I can’t do that..lolz

    Huei: I can imagine….hahahha.

  5. Daniel

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