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Men Decisions : Jokes

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gave each woman a present of RM5,000 and watched to see what they do with the money.

The first got a total make over. She went to a fancy beauty salon got her hair and nails done, new make up and bought several new outfits and dressed up very nicely for the man. She told him that she did this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

The man was impressed.

The second went shopping to buy the man gifts. She got him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she gave these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.

Again, the man is impressed.

The third invested the money in the stock market. She earned several times the RM5,000. She gave him back his RM5000 and reinvested the remainder in a joint account. She told him that she wanted to save for their future because she loves him so much.

Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he’d given her. Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.

Men are like that, you know!!!

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不會忘

甲:“算了!你很快就會忘了她的!”乙:“不,我決不會很快地忘了她的,因為我買了許多東西給她,都是分期付款的。”

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I’m sorry! : jokes

Sorry for uploading this entry in chinese words format. I not going to translate this coz it might only funny when read in chinese.

好學的小明,什麼時候都找機會跟人講英文練習練習.一天,小明不小心在街上撞到了一個外國人.

小明立即把握機會:”I’m sorry!”

外國人:”I’m sorry too!”

小明不甘示弱”I’m sorry three!”

外國人:”What are you sorry for?”

小明:”什麼!Four我呀!I’m sorry five!”

外國人:”Are you sick?”

小明:”Six我!I’m sorry seven..”

外國人:”fuck you!!!”

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