The most stupid picture of mine i think was this series of picture. I steal this picture from Lynn site. See what behind the waterfall.

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The most stupid picture is my potrait on the gabai waterfall series.

See whether I can become champion of the most stupid pics…mukakakakaka

#Here’s the rules. All you gotta do is post the most stupid picture of yourself doing the most stupid / lame / weird / embarassing act that someone asked you to pose for a picture. Secondly, Just tag 5 people to do it, Then you’re done. OK?!

I dunno who to tag, As you all like to do then just try this tag… hehehe

Pagi itu pagi minggu.Cuaca cukup sejuk sehingga mencapai takat su hu beku.Sebab itu saya tidak mandi pagi
sebab air kolah jadi air batu dan air paip tidak mahu keluar sebab beku di dalam batang paip.

Pagi itu saya bersarapan dengan keluarga di dalam unggun api kerana tidak tahan sejuk. Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya menemaninya ke pasar. Tetapi saya tidak mahu. Selepas emak menikam perut saya berkali-kali
dengan garfu barulah saya bersetuju untuk mengikutnya. Kami berjalan sejauh 120 kilometer kerana pasar itu letaknya 128 kilometer dari rumah. Lagi 8 kilometer nak sampai pasar saya ternampak sebuah lori kontena meluru
dengan laju dari arah belakang. Dia melanggar emak saya. Emak saya tercampak ke dalam gaung. Dia menjerit “Adoi!”. Lepas itu emak saya naik semula dan mengejar lori tersebut. Saya pun turut berlari di
belakang emak saya kerana takut emak saya melanggar lori itu pula. Pemandu
lori itu nampak kami mengejarnya. Dia pun memecut lebih laju iaitu sama dengan kelajuan cahaya. Kami pula
terpaksa mengejar dengan lebih laju iaitu sama dengan dua kali ganda kelajuan cahaya. Emak saya dapat
menerajang tayar depan lori itu. Lori itu terbabas dan melanggar pembahagi jalan lalu bertembung dengan sebuah
feri.

Feri itu terbelah dua. Penumpang feri itu yang seramai 100 orang semuanya mati. Pemandu feri itu sangat
mar ah. Dia pun bertukar menjadi Ultraman dan memfire pemandu lori. Pemandu lori menekan butang khas di
dalam lori dia..lori itu bertukar menjadi robot Transformer. Mereka bergaduh di udara. Emak saya tidak
puas hati. Dia pun terus menyewa sebuah helikopter di Genting Highlands dan terus ke tempat kemalangan. Dia melanggar pemandu feri yang telah bertukar menjadi Ultraman itu. Pemandu feri itu terkejut dan terus bertukar
menjadi pemandu feri semula lalu terhempas ke jalanraya. Pemandu feri itu pecah. Pemandu lori sangat takut
melihat kejadian itu. Dia meminta maaf dari emak saya. Dia menghulurkan tangan ingin bersalam. Tetapi emak saya masih mar ah. Dia menyendengkan helikopternya dan mengerat tangan pemandu lori itu dengan kipas helikopter. Pemandu lori itu menjerit “Adoi..!” dan jatuh ke bumi. Emak saya menghantar helikopter itu ke
Genting Highlands. Bila dia balik ke tempat kejadian, dia terus memukul pemandu lori itu dengan beg tangannya
sambil memarahi pemandu lori itu di dalam bahasa Inggeris.

Pemandu lori itu tidak dapat menjawab sebab emak saya cakap orang putih. Lalu pemandu lori itu mati. Tidak lama kemudian kereta polis pun sampai. Dia membuat laporan ke ibu pejabatnya tentang kemalangan ngeri itu. Semua anggota polis di pejabat polis itu terperanjat lalu mati. Orang ramai mengerumuni tempat kejadian kerana ingin mengetahui apa yang telah terjadi.

Polis yang bertugas cuba menyuraikan orang ramai lalu dia menjerit menggunakan pembesar suara. Orang
ramai terperanjat dan semuanya mati. Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya ke pasar untuk mengelak lebih ramai lagi yang akan mati. Di pasar, emak saya menceritakan kejadian itu kepada penjual daging. Penjual daging dan
peniaga-peniaga berhampiran yang mendengar cerita itu semuanya terkejut dan mati. Saya dan emak saya terus
berlari balik ke rumah. Kerana terlalu penat sebaik saja sampai di rumah kami pun mati. Itulah kemalangan yang
paling ngeri yang pernah saya lihat sebelum saya mati.

KESIMPULAN :: GILE GHUPENYE DAK NEH!

He replies, “It wasn’t good at all Mom, I had sex with my teacher.”

She blows up and tells him to go imediately to his room.

His father comes home and walks into his room to find he is looking at some porno mags and says to his son, “You had sex with your teacher son?”

Kid replies, “Yeah it wasn’t good.”

The father says, “Well your only 14 years old and you have done a good job. We’ll go tomorrow and get that new bike you have always wanted.”

They go the next day and get the bike.

Then the father asks him, “Do you want to ride it home or just put it in the back of the truck?”

The kid replies, “I better just put it in the back of the truck.”

They get into the truck and the father asks his son, “So why didn’t you wanna ride it home?”

The son tells him, “Because Mr. Green got me in the butt pretty hard yesterday.”

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The first got a total make over. She went to a fancy beauty salon got her hair and nails done, new make up and bought several new outfits and dressed up very nicely for the man. She told him that she did this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

The man was impressed.

The second went shopping to buy the man gifts. She got him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she gave these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.

Again, the man is impressed.

The third invested the money in the stock market. She earned several times the RM5,000. She gave him back his RM5000 and reinvested the remainder in a joint account. She told him that she wanted to save for their future because she loves him so much.

Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he’d given her. Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.

Men are like that, you know!!!

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好學的小明,什麼時候都找機會跟人講英文練習練習.一天,小明不小心在街上撞到了一個外國人.

小明立即把握機會:”I’m sorry!”

外國人:”I’m sorry too!”

小明不甘示弱”I’m sorry three!”

外國人:”What are you sorry for?”

小明:”什麼!Four我呀!I’m sorry five!”

外國人:”Are you sick?”

小明:”Six我!I’m sorry seven..”

外國人:”fuck you!!!”

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10) When you begin to laugh you yell, LOL.

9) You tell your computer you love it, more than you tell your spouse.

Your house catches on fire and you run home to save your computer before your family.

7) Your computer is your ONLY friend.

6) You think cyber sex is better than real sex.

5) You type only in short hand (YO ROFLMAO I’LL BRB B4 U RTFM LOL).

4) You type 40 words a minute with two fingers.

3) Your twins are named RAM & ROM.

2) After breaking from your computer, you realize you have gained 40lbs, have grown hair in unusual places, your spouse and kids have left you, and Windows 3.1 is outdated.

1) YOU READ STUFF LIKE THIS!

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Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your tissue to other passengers.

Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: “Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!”

Sell Girl Scout cookies.

Shave.

Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: “Got enough air in there?”

Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

Do Tai Chi exercises.

Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: “I’ve got new underwear on!”

When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: “Oh, not now, motion sickness!”

Meow occassionally.

Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

Frown and mutter “gotta go, gotta go” then sigh and say “oops!”

Sing “Mary had a little lamb” while continually pushing buttons.

Walk on with a cooler that says “human head” on the side.

Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce “You’re one of THEM!” and move to the far corner of the elevator.

Leave a box between the doors.

Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.

Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers “through” it.

When the elevator is silent, look around and ask “is that your beeper?”

Play the harmonica.

Shadow box.

Say “Ding!” at each floor.

Lean against the button panel.

Say “I wonder what all these do” and push the red buttons.

Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your “personal space.”

Bring a chair along.

Blow spit bubbles.

Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.

Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.

Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

Stare at your thumb and say “I think it’s getting larger.”

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2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
“You better pray that will come out of the carpet.”

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
“If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week!”

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
” Because I said so, that’s why.”

5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
“Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident.”

6. My mother taught me IRONY.
“Keep crying, and I’ll give you something to cry about. ”

7. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
“You’ll sit there until all that spinach is gone.”

8. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
“This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.”

9. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
“If I told you once, I’ve told you a million times. Don’t exaggerate!”

10. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
“I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.”

11. My mother taught me about ENVY.
“There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don’t have wonderful parents like you do.”

12. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
“Just wait until we get home.”

13. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
“You are going to get it when you get home!”

14. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
“If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way.”

15. My mother taught me ESP.
“What have you been up to? I know you’re up to something?”

16. My mother taught me HUMOR.
“When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me.”

17. My mother taught me DECISION MAKING.
“Don’t make me stop this car.”

18. My mother taught me GENETICS.
“You’re just like your father.”

19. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
“Shut that door behind you. You were not born in a barn!”

20. My mother taught me WISDOM.
“When you get to be my age, you’ll understand.”

21. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
“One day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you”

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“Five Minutes”
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

“Nothing”
This is the calm before the storm. This means “something” and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with “nothing” usually end in “fine”.

“Go Ahead”
This is a dare, not permission, DON’T DO IT!

“Loud Sigh”
Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A “Loud Sigh” means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over “Nothing”.

“That’s Okay”
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. “That’s Okay” means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

“Thanks”
This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you do not question it, just say you’re welcome and back out of the room slowly.

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